The best part about Jared Fogle is that the stress of this indictment is going to make him fat again, and it will all have been for nothing.
— N X N (@NixinV2) August 19, 2015
Looks like Jared Fogle will be going from selling subs to tossing salads
— Hurricane Ben (@HurricaneBenj) August 18, 2015
Jared Fogle must be ecstatic that he can now have 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 inchers in prison and not just 6 and 12 inchers. Variety.
— Skip Bayless (@FunSkipBayless) August 18, 2015
Jared Fogle about to get a whole bunch of foot longs while he’s in prison.
— FABIAN WASHINGTON (@FABEWASH31) August 18, 2015
The new Hamburglar and new KFC ad man would like to thank Jared Fogle for being more creepier than they are. pic.twitter.com/8DQMyHgnT8
— D on the C (@DeuceontheClock) August 18, 2015
Jared Fogle from Subway reportedly accepting a plea deal. His attorneys assure him it’s a good deal, comes with chips or cookies. NOT BOTH.
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) August 18, 2015
As part of the plea deal, Jared Fogle must change his name to Jared F. Ogle.
— Clayton Hove (@adtothebone) August 19, 2015
Jared Fogle pleads guilty to getting into smaller pants.
— Will East (@willeast1) August 19, 2015
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